THE NEWCOMMERS, SAINTS?
oR SINNERS?
In the light of the not-so-recent-anymore deaths of Ethan Thompson, Olivia Jones and Liam Davis the investigation has officially begun.
Tragically, one of the representatives failed to show up which, in our professional opinion, may not bode well for the results of this investigation. After all, four is, as is known to all of our beloved readers, the demon's number.
But let's take a look at the newcomers in depth.
Silvar Carsocan, representative absentee and sent by the Ironbrands themselves, is rumored to be a former Blackguard. His failure to be present today speaks ill of his employers who were responsible for this endeavour.
In an exclusive Interview with Sir Sullivan Ames we learned that he also volunteers in the thieves guild of Astora, though how Sir Sullivan Ames received this information shall be a secret to be uncovered on another day.
Next up, perhaps the source of this incriminating information is Lady Hildegard von Brahms, a silver serpent from the great city bridge. Eastvale employed her for her reputation as a wild card and apparent alcohol problems. Sir Sullivan informed us of many fascinating details that will be revealed in a special edition at the end of the week.
Kaaro Karlov III, apprentice wizard sent by the Grand Magus of the equinox institute personally to savour the many beauties of our village. Sir Sullivan informs us that the publically classified reason for his presence here is to spread the word splendour to be found in our hidden gem at the edge of the world. It is said this was the only available position his superiors could see him flourish in.
Rikkert Boon is at the heart of many rumors and breaking the hearts of many of Broekmarsh's ladies already despite his very short stay at the Miner's Respite. Fittingly, he has been sent by the miner's guild. Corine told us in confidence that this is the first job he was ever employed for.
How to rid your house of mice
Recent complaints issued (again) suggested a continued rodent infestation of the board house.
The Hunters Lodge would like to present the option of employing trained hunting owls to rid your dwelling of the pests, to be hired for one gold piece per day.
The Owls are not what they seem
How to rid your house of mice
Farr went too far
Mere days after the rise of hunting owls in Broekmarsh, Philomon Farr decides what quickly became known as the vermin-verdict.
The owls will only allowed to hunt by day and only out of sight of the investigation team roaming the streets.
The Hunters Lodge sought out Wiliam Skeld to take the matter up with Farr, but Farr didn't budge.
Has his tyranny gone too far?
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Lastly, Jean Daspry, representative of Nos Nairras Trading Sons has built a reputation as an off-key violin player and semi-competent darts player. He has been said to have prevented a minor heist a few years ago, but Timothee Carvin, head of the Parin-Broekmarsh caravan explained that this was a simple misunderstanding between caravans due to incompetent management by Daspry.
How to rid your house of mice
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This investigation may have been doomed before it even begun, but we will, faithfully to you, dear reader, folllow the representatives with bated breath for more exclusive facts on their personal lives and verdict on the animal attacks.
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